Funny (Part 1)

Teacher : Why you do not comb your hair?
Student : No comb, sir!
Teacher : Borrow your dad's then!
Student : No hair, sir!!!



=)

BalanceTime! Day!!

life gets very busy until I don’t have time to read my favorite magazine, majalah remaja je pun! I did buy it yesterday but at the end of the day it just got slip in between my books and notes and assignments. I just opened it once this afternoon, while I ate my lunch. Then, I was just realized that its valentines day edition.



so this is it. Got mawi n sarah (his heroin for aduh saleha) for the cover n some tips. Tengok dia tulis tu, hadiah buat kekasih. Not to worry for the Valentines Day because I dun have a boyfriend in the first place! No candle light dinner with a secret admirer also. Haha. Cakap mcm sangat lawa sampai ada secret admirer. Sigh..

ok, forget about it.

So, back to the topic, I read about the interview with mawi. And am interested with his answer which the question is what is the most funniest, romantic words he ever said to his girlfriend? And mawi used to answer, “CINTA ITU IBARAT KENTUT. DITAHAN SAKIT, DILEPAS TAKUT”. And then I was like, waa, betul jugak kan!


Ok, forget about that either.

Hope that everyone woke up in love today, get lots of love from the ones that you really love and become lullaby with it. Hi-hi. Balance it with your love to your loved ones!!

“In the eyes of people who loves you, there are no wrong!”

Miss you my Stone Cold!

Chill yoa!!

I'm Crazy With No Reason.

I went back to ayer lanas (somewhere in kelantan) for mid term break for about 8 days and it was really great to sit together again with family. They make me feel perfect, I don’t need anything anymore. And this was what I’ve done during my holiday:

baby izreen with her mama nini

-baby-sit my really cute and lovable niece- izreen qiestina, 5 months-

its not easy though as she is very active mengalahkan baby boy. She loves to bathe. She will put wide smile on her face dan dan after we take off her baju seluar. Like she already know that she’s going to bathe. She loves to try something new. for that, we have to change her menu every single day otherwise she wont eat. Hari ni nasi dengan ikan bilis. Blend it altogether. Tomorrow, nasi, kuah sayur together with isi ikan, lenyek2 sampai hancur. Lusa, bubur nasi. Tulat, nasi dengan hati ayam. She doesn’t want to eat nestum. Nak makan nasi mcm orang besar. And you cannot eat in front of her. Because she wants everything that we eat. Kalau makan time tengah riba dia tu memang tak kan masuk dalam mulut sendiri. Dan dan dia tarik tangan kita suap ke mulut dia. I can see that she’s a very clever baby.

She wants to discover all the things around her. Petang2 dia terus gelisah. Kena bawak jalan2 naik kereta selalunya. Dalam kereta tu xpayah ckp la. Her eyes run very fast to see what is around her. Sambil mulut tak berhenti2 membebel. One thing is when she’s mumbling, we have to reply it. Say anything as long as you talk to her or she will cry. She loves to walk even though she not yet can walk. So, we have to hold her shoulder, and she will step forward and forward and forward with her longgar lutut. It makes everyone in the house suffers back pain! So, that’s her with her sloppy, kind of married,20 years young aunty.

I would warning all of my friend that are intended to go to my house to sms me first or they will bump to me with that kind of look. And one thing, I never realized that I’m so chubby on face, whereas I’m not that fat as me myself is underweight. 168cm with 53kg. this is lot more better because previously my weight was 48kg. alah, tu time diet2 dulu. That’s because I was really afraid that ill get fat. Imagine someone with 168cm tall got 90kg fat to carry with her. She will look like kingkong is hiding in her body. Its not to underestimate people like that. (because i think small people will look cute to be chubby!!) But then, that’s what I fear most in my life.I cant imagine how would I look like if I’m that fat. 168 is tall and suppose to have bit big skeleton than 150cm and above. i would look like sapa tu yang angkat berat tu? Yes, malik noor in female version!

But then again I was realized that I’m going to miss a lot of wonderful things in my life if I keep dieting. Yap, like everyone already know, a dieter can’t eat goreng pisang, nasi lemak, kfc, mc Donald, ayam goreng, asam pedas ikan air tawar, nasi, roti, laksa penang, burger,pizza, keropok lekor beli dekat pasar malam, pepsi, sambal pedas ikan bilis dengan petai, (eh, orang perak makan budu tak? Hehe. Tetibe je kan?) nasi goreng kampung and lot more. And what ive mentioned are all my favorite menu. Nyamnyam. Yummy!!! The best result is, you will eat your meal with this kind of face:

haha. My sister would kill me for this!!

1. She enjoyed her first self-made ikan singgan! Hah, sangat delicious. (that’s her silent thought. I didnt eat that btw) Wahahahahahaha.

2. the most wanted menu : ikan singgan (dia makan sorang je pun), petai (ulam baik untuk kesihatan!!), budu mesti ada.(aku orang kelantan pure.hehe), dan tersorok kat situ ada singgan asam pedas ikan tilapia which is my favourite, ikan kering (ni febret abah. He still himself eventhough dah success in his life. Aku pun terikut2 makan nasi, dengan ikan kering lepas tu bubuh air as kuah la kononnya. Which ma used to tell that, dulu2 masa kecik2 hidup abah sangat susah sampai makan nasi dengan ikan kering je, nak masak sayur berkuah pun takde duit. Abah pun letak je air kosong ganti kuah. But I swear, its yummy!! It neutralizes the taste of salty ikan kering).

3. its my eldest brother’s tummy!! He’s a handsome, fat brother!! (mengampu allowance. Hehe).

4. that’s me in blue t-shirt. This picture was taken by my brother to which I said “aku tau la aku comel. Tapi takke la aku make nasik pon mung nak ambik gambar jugok..!!”.

reference: (for those who hardly understand my loghat)..

a) takke (takkan)
b) make (makan)
c) nasik (nasi)
d) pon (pun)
e) mung (kau)

hope u will understand the rest. Hehe.

Back to the topic,

For god sake, I cant live without nasi for one day or at the end of the day I could hardly get sleep. For that, in 2 years I turn to this kind of chubby face, which I dun really like. Huh, sigh. Am thinking of diet again which is not easy to carry on after 2 years I left that nature of my life. I already forget my yoga steps btw. Yes, I used to practice yoga everyday. That’s 2 years ago. Maybe I can remember those simple steps like, how to get flat tummy, how to get Jlo’s butt, how to lose fat on your lengan and legs. Cakap je pun actually. However, up to this second, I only practise my yoga once in two month! Im busy though. Hehe. That will also can make me lose fat kan? Hi-hi.

fat is nothing actually. as long as i'm happy, and everybody accept me as who i am, there'd be no problem. kan,kan?? so, eat as much as you want. makanlah mcm esok dah nak mati.

hihi..

Off to bed!! Cheers!!