you've got a mail.

a man was in his front yard moving the grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, judy came out of her house and went straight to the mail box. she opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

a little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, and again opened it and again, slammed it shut. she went back in the house, angry.

as the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then again slammed it shut harder than ever.

puzzled by her actions the man asked her, ''is there something wrong?''

to which she replied, ''there certainly is! my stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'' she said, ''shut up..you're next!''